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* When you occasionally find rust flakes in your ears.
* If you keep these strange Imperial-thread bolts in your pocket in case the dashboard falls off.
* If WD40 has a higher priority on the household budget than milk.
* When your husband starts referring to you as "my ex-", although you are still married.
* If your bathtub bears a sign: "Not suitable for engine blocks".
* When you dream of burned Lucas electrics when your wife smokes a cigarette in bed
* If even Essex girls turn you down after they`ve seen your car.
* If 10 lbs of of prime top soil fall on the tarmac when you smack your door shut
* If you store K&N air filter cleaning liquid under the kitchen sink because you need it so often
* When you drive in shorts in the flemish winter to avoid wet jeans.
* If nobody parks next to you on a Saturday supermarket parking lot
* If only the African immigrants greet you in town
* If your kitchen table shows marks of engine blocks.
* When you can't find any clothes without battery acid holes or engine oil stains
* If you wonder why it smells so funny if you throw a cig butt on the floor of a rental car
* If you start every conversation in the vehicle with "one, two, test" to check the intercom
* When even Russians don't believe your truck is only 20 years old
* When there are more tools in the truck than in your house
* If you think it's essential to carry 20 litres of water at all times, even in Belgium
* If the only two shops you know in town are the parts dealer and the tool shop
* When you decide on weekend plans in bed and the alternatives are grease-up or fix the radiator
* If you buy rear mirrors in bulk at the farmer's union shop
* When the GPS in your vehicle has the main purpose to replace the speedo and odometer
* When you are surprised that the M.O.T. mentions the condition of your seats in the report
* If you wonder why the moss in your truck's inner window sills is greener than your lawn
* When you are used to switch off headlights before indicating right because they interfere
* If all your jacket pockets and belt loops are torn by LR door locks
* When you find a gas evaporator between salt and pepper in the kitchen
* When a Russian women observes 'these are not women's hands' and someone adds 'just don't ask her what she has been repairing this time...'
* When your friends steal imperial sockets for you as a wedding present
* When your handbag contains pliers, multimeter, Swisstool, insulation tape, 30 amps fuses, compass, imperial bolts and a torch
* If you only dare to use the coin operated car wash on a dark Sunday night
* If friends don't want you to show up in the afternoon because they got visitors but then they call you at 8 AM on a Sunday morning when they're stuck in the forest.
* when other girls give you a 1 1/8" socket as a present -and they know you love it!

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peter

yup

YEP

Arnold.

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Klinkt allemaal erg bekend in de oren

Iedere helling, bosje of opstakel in de berm inschatten op haalbaarheid.

Anton

Zegt niets dat heb ik namelijk met skieen ook. Met zo'n definitie weet ik niet of ik mijn laro rijd of op de latten een berg af sjees.

Arnold.

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wel grappig, is geschreven vanuit het standpunt van een vrouw, weer eens wat anders!

tja, dat met de skien dacht ik ruim 6 maanden geleden ook, en nu word ik nog elke dag aan die val herinnerd....
Eén voordeel: titanium kan niet roesten hebben ze me beloofd

Marco
die morgen weer naar het ziekenhuis moet voor foto's en overleg hoe nu verder.

Rijden we laasts binnendoor naar leusden, hebben ze een stuk weg afgesloten met een grote zandberg. Nog voor ik iets kan zeggen wordt er al gezegt: nee. Dus ik onschuldig: hoezo nee, wat bedoel je. Zegt ze, ik zag je wel naar die berg zand kijken en we gaan ook niet door die greppel.

Fred101.

Indeed we do!!
Hallo Fred heb jij dat ook met zo'n inzittende die laater je vrouw blijkt te zijn?

Oeps foutje.
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hoe bedoel je, irene is mijn vrouw maar ze heeft haar eigen defender.

fred101