HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU OWN A LANDROVER ?

[Erik Vos]

* When you occasionally find rust flakes in your ears.
* If you keep these strange Imperial-thread bolts in your pocket in case the dashboard falls off.
* If WD40 has a higher priority on the household budget than milk.
* When your husband starts referring to you as "my ex-", although you are still married.
* If your bathtub bears a sign: "Not suitable for engine blocks".
* When you dream of burned Lucas electrics when your wife smokes a cigarette in bed
* If even Essex girls turn you down after they`ve seen your car.
* If 10 lbs of of prime top soil fall on the tarmac when you smack your door shut
* If you store K&N air filter cleaning liquid under the kitchen sink because you need it so often
* When you drive in shorts in the flemish winter to avoid wet jeans.
* If nobody parks next to you on a Saturday supermarket parking lot
* If only the African immigrants greet you in town
* If your kitchen table shows marks of engine blocks.
* When you can't find any clothes without battery acid holes or engine oil stains
* If you wonder why it smells so funny if you throw a cig butt on the floor of a rental car
* If you start every conversation in the vehicle with "one, two, test" to check the intercom
* When even Russians don't believe your truck is only 20 years old
* When there are more tools in the truck than in your house
* If you think it's essential to carry 20 litres of water at all times, even in Belgium
* If the only two shops you know in town are the parts dealer and the tool shop
* When you decide on weekend plans in bed and the alternatives are grease-up or fix the radiator
* If you buy rear mirrors in bulk at the farmer's union shop
* When the GPS in your vehicle has the main purpose to replace the speedo and odometer
* When you are surprised that the M.O.T. mentions the condition of your seats in the report
* If you wonder why the moss in your truck's inner window sills is greener than your lawn
* When you are used to switch off headlights before indicating right because they interfere
* If all your jacket pockets and belt loops are torn by LR door locks
* When you find a gas evaporator between salt and pepper in the kitchen
* When a Russian women observes 'these are not women's hands' and someone adds 'just don't ask her what she has been repairing this time...'
* When your friends steal imperial sockets for you as a wedding present
* When your handbag contains pliers, multimeter, Swisstool, insulation tape, 30 amps fuses, compass, imperial bolts and a torch
* If you only dare to use the coin operated car wash on a dark Sunday night
* If friends don't want you to show up in the afternoon because they got visitors but then they call you at 8 AM on a Sunday morning when they're stuck in the forest.
* when other girls give you a 1 1/8" socket as a present -and they know you love it!

[P&O109V8+RR]

yup


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peter

[Erik Vos]

yup

[EXfietser]

YEP

Arnold.

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[Rangie]

Klinkt allemaal erg bekend in de oren

[aRumble]

Iedere helling, bosje of opstakel in de berm inschatten op haalbaarheid.

Anton

[EXfietser]

Zegt niets dat heb ik namelijk met skieen ook. Met zo'n definitie weet ik niet of ik mijn laro rijd of op de latten een berg af sjees.

Arnold.

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[Willem]

wel grappig, is geschreven vanuit het standpunt van een vrouw, weer eens wat anders!

[Stumpertje S III 2,25 D]

tja, dat met de skien dacht ik ruim 6 maanden geleden ook, en nu word ik nog elke dag aan die val herinnerd....
Eén voordeel: titanium kan niet roesten hebben ze me beloofd

Marco
die morgen weer naar het ziekenhuis moet voor foto's en overleg hoe nu verder.

[fred101]

Rijden we laasts binnendoor naar leusden, hebben ze een stuk weg afgesloten met een grote zandberg. Nog voor ik iets kan zeggen wordt er al gezegt: nee. Dus ik onschuldig: hoezo nee, wat bedoel je. Zegt ze, ik zag je wel naar die berg zand kijken en we gaan ook niet door die greppel.

Fred101.

[ron109LPG]

Indeed we do!!
Hallo Fred heb jij dat ook met zo'n inzittende die laater je vrouw blijkt te zijn?

[ron109LPG]

Oeps foutje.
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[fred101]

hoe bedoel je, irene is mijn vrouw maar ze heeft haar eigen defender.

fred101