Grappig, maar in Engels

[Mick]

"Item in Berwickshire Gazette - November 11th

A report has revealed that two traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident whilst checking for speeding motorists on the A1 road between Oldhamstocks and Grantshouse. Last May, they were using a hand-held radar device to trap unwary motorists on the Edinburgh to London trunk road. One of the unnamed officers used the device to check the speed of an approaching vehicle, and was surprised to find that his target had registered a speed in excess of 300 miles per hour. The machine then seized up and could not be re-set by the bemused PC's. The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado aircraft in the North Sea, which was taking part in a simulated low-flying exercise over the Borders and Southern Scotland.

Following a complaint by Sir William Sutherland, Chief Constable of the Lothian & Borders Police force to the RAF liaison office, it was revealed that the officers had a lucky escape - the tactical computer on board the aircraft not only detected and jammed the "hostile" radar equipment, but had automatically armed a Sidewinder air-to-ground missile ready to neutralise the perceived threat. Luckily the Dutch pilot was alerted to the missile status and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile launched.

The Police have so far declined to comment, although it is understood that officers will be advised to point their radar guns inland in future."

[Berry v D]

Dat had goed fout kunnen gaan ik denk dat ik dat in mijn Defender ook inbouw

[Marcel G]

Ja, dit is echt humor.

Groet,
Marcel G

[Iris]

Engelse(Schotland+Wales+Iers) humor is niet voor niets de leukste humor
Keep it up Mick stay on this prikbord

Iris
Nipper90
4Bessie

[Steven]

not even the bobbies in England

Great story Mick

Steven
www.hacfort.tk

[Victor Rutten]

Mhhhm,

Normaal zitten er geen hollandse vliegers in een Tornado Jet, zal wel een exchange pilot geweest zijn.

In mijn luchtmacht tijd testen we de radar van de F-16 door hem te locken op auto's, het werkte alleen als ze sneller dan 80 km/uur reden.

Groeten, Victor