Waarom voor een Lr kiezen ?

[Kevin (B)]

- Unlike other cars, dirt only makes it LOOK BETTER
- The smell of diesel hides that of the oil leaks
- At least there is something good parked in the street
- The only bad thing about driving landrovers is everyone tells your wife where they saw it
- Because Every Drive Is An Adventure (whether you'll get there or not)
- The oil industry loves him
- Some people need VIAGRA, other LAND-ROVER
- Unlike a Porsche, you can drive it to it's limits and never get a ticket!
- Sometimes I don't understand women, but I always understand my landy
- I love the sound of the V8, especially while waking up the neighbours at 6 a.m.
- What other car can give you the history lesson, how it must have been in the middle ages, while simply driving to work?
- Better to push a Landy than to drive a Jeep
- Landrovers are better than sex!(they're a great ride and they dont moan afterwards).
- You can always find it in the car park
- You teach other road users patience
- Land Rover don´t care if you buy Land Rover magazines !!!
- A Land Rover doesn't leak oil, it marks it's territory
- It,s nice too look down upon most other road users,esp young women in opentop sport cars!!!.
- You get to know a lot of people when they help you push
- Its the BEST HUMMER RECOVERY VEHICLE
- You don't need a joint: enjoy the exhaust and be happy
- It's funny that we're always the leading part of the convoy on the autobahn
- What other vehicle can you bend all the panels and still not care
- A Landrover is so human;- she is never perfect, but is always giving her best!
- What other kind of car can you be happy when it starts?
- People in SUV FEEL free. People in Landy ARE free
- YOU KNOW WHEN YOU START BUT YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU ARRIVE
- THERE IS NOT REASON, ONLY FEELINGS
- WHENEVER YOU ARE FEELING LONELY YOU ALWAYS HAVE YOUR LAND ROVER
- AS WITH ANY ENGLISH CAR,YOU DON?T HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY YOUR - FINGERNAILS ARE ALWAYS DIRTY
- LIKE YOUR WIFE .. YOUR ROVER WILL BE WITH YOU FOR LIFE
- THE BUMPY RIDE MAKES MY GIRL FRIEND HORNY
- TO GET WAVED AT BY FELLOW ADDICTS
- TO GO WHERE NO JEEP HAS GONE BEFORE ...
- BECAUSE I GOT MY TOY TRAIN AND MY MECCANO SET TOO LATE IN LIFE
- 4x4 drivers make four time better lovers! even in lower gear
- Other Cars can go fast, but my Landy can go anywhere
- you can test your patience while waiting for gear box parts
- If you need to ask, you would never understand
- LAND ROVER- NOTHING COMES CLOSE
- I'd like to see so many reasons on any OTHER car's site
- Speed kills, drive a landie and live forever
- IT WILL TAKE YOU HOME ON ONE CYLINDER
- There is no good reason not to!!
- As a girl once said "You have a landy? Can I have a ride?"
- You always know what to do on week-ends! Repair your Land-Rover
- The word 'Landrover' says it all when you are late again
- To go where no jeep has gone before...
- Your girlfriend will know that you have no time for another girl
- You have seen the rest now ...now drive the best....
- It doesn't matter if the dog sh*ts in the back
- It generates a lot of jobs (mechanics)
- WHY SAFE MONEY WHEN YOU CAN SPEND IT FOR A LANDROVER


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Gr Kevin (

[SIII88 Ducktarie Hardam]

En nou op z'n Ollands .....

Grtz,
Arie

[jo.]

In het vlaams mag ook, dat is voor mij toch nog net te lezen.

jo fo