Land Rover Prikbord

Ola Aad ik heb net ff in me meeldoos gekeken maar heb je meel niet ontvangen! Hoe lang zal meel eroverdoen van Zoetermeer naar Zutpen? Met wind mee kan het er morgenochtend mischien wel zijn.

Adios Henk

Ola Aad!

Nou zit me hele doos vol meel man, ken ik weer gaan stofzuige! Heb gelijk een schema voor de kerstboom.

Adios Henk

De kippen hebben om 19:47uur het hok verlaten op weg naar de meelbox.
Denk dat je te snel geweest bent, kijk nog maar eens.

Aad Koene, LR S2a 109" Diesel Stawag RHD Safari "Tinkerbell"

Aad,

Kijk uit, vervoersverbod voor kippen.

Dennis B

Dennis,

Deze kippen doen aan laag vliegen (dus onder de radar door).

Aad Koene, LR S2a 109" Diesel Stawag RHD Safari "Tinkerbell", dieselend op de weg.

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road????

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

PLATO: For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it

RONALD REAGAN: I forget.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was
threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a parenting relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the. transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park4ike setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry4ocused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.

MARTIN LUTHER KING. JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you beIieve it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did NOT cross the road. I

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road .. it transcended it.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

CLINTON :1 did not, and I repeat, I did not have sexual relations with the chicken.

why did the ________ chicken cross the road?


Why did the _______
· NT Chicken
It crossed the road in June. No, August. September for sure!
· OS/2 Chicken
It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quite that nobody noticed.
· Win 95 Chicken
You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like... .chicken.
· Microsoft Chicken
It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
· OOP Chicken
It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
· C Chicken
It crosses the road without looking both ways.
· C++ Chicken
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.
· VB Chicken
US Highways !TheRoad.cross (a Chicken)
· Delphi Chicken
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
· Java Chicken
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets)
· Web Chicken
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
· Gopher Chicken
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
· Newton Chicken
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs. But you can carry it across the road in your pocket!
· Cray Chicken
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
· Quantum Logic Chicken
The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course.
· Lotus Chicken
Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!
· Mac Chicken
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
· Al Gore Chicken
Waiting for completion of NCI (Nation Chicken-Crossing Infrastructure) and will cross as soon as it's finished, assuming he's re-elected and the Republicans don't gut the program.
· COBOL Chicken
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING

IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 TO 1 LNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GOTO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING

Tja.. ik was even getriggerd door dat puimvee.
En nu moet ik naar mijn therapeut.

Martin

Ola Martin!

Ik heb veel meegemaakt in die 20 jaar dat ik in de hulpverlening werk..............
Wat vind je psych ervan of is ie vegetarier, en waarom werkt hij wel in de weekenden en de mijne niet?

Tok, Henk

Henk,

Oh wat mijn psych ervan vindt maakt me niks uit als ik mijn verhaal maar kwijt kan. die lui weten toch alles beter. Tja dat ie in het weekend werkt, gewoon getroffen met je juiste keuze. Dat pluimveeprobleem heb ik nog niet voorgelegd. je moet het langzaam opbouwen, anders schrikt ie zich rot.

Groet,
Martin

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